Today’s Strips
Parodying a horror moment: a child in a yellow raincoat kneels at a rainy storm drain while a grinning Ronald McDonald peeks out, taunting "We all McFloat down here, Georgie!"—a mashup of Pennywise horror and McDonald's imagery.
Yeah, nothing “cheaper or faster” about replacing board artists with AI. No harm no foul!!!
I have a new picture book coming out in September, one that is very personal and means so much to me. Any librarians heading to Chicago...
A woman in glasses shouts "your weight makes you physically unattractive to me."
GRASSY: Oh, well it looks like they already solved it.

DAFFODIL (eyed closed): Ah! I can't look. What are they saying?

WEB PAGE: Forumula: 

QuizzicalParrot:
She was found months later completely unharmed and had no idea she was the subject of a "mystery." IIRC, it was something about a vacation she didn't tell many people about? It was a complete misunderstanding. As for the escalator footage, it seems that maybe she was positioned directly behind someone else, so that's why she couldn't be seen. Good news! :) Sometimes there are logical, non-sinister explanations for things.
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mustacheminneapolis:
i don't know... i just have a feeling something happened. brainwashing and alien abduction would both result in memory loss and/or motivation to obfuscate the truth.
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titanium100:
knows word obfuscate. believes in aliens. world of jesters.
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mustacheminneapolis:
a preponderance of intelligent individuals are open of mind. suck it.
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titanium100:
world of jesters. century of jokesters. it's fine. i'm finding it to be god's year of laughs.

ASTER: Um. They seem to be saying the song of mystery can be heard in everything we do.
Visual joke of the first meeting of rock, paper, and scissors: a figure clutching a large stone, another holding a sheet of paper, and a third brandishing oversized scissors in a sunlit forest clearing. Caption reads "It was the historic, first-time, meeting of Roe, Sham, and Bo."
I saw some wacky inflatable guys out protecting crops today. If this is actually a more effective scarecrow, my next question is how...
From 2024. Like I said, I would absolutely chill in the backrooms. Scary monsters or not I'd be simply vibing.
Omg please read this email I got from a child fan. I love that after three days of waiting for a response this kid was just like, well I...
An image of Scott C.'s Adventures in Drawing book with a Grickle duck.
DAFFODIL: Finally, a real mystery for us to solve.
WEB PAGE: ...floor of a department store and was never seen again. It happened at a normal mall not known for witchcraft.
WEB PAGE: Intriguesteries: AleisterMeowly: In 1991 Melora Flist went up an escalator and never came down.
WEB PAGE: DarkFlame10:
I don't understand the mystery. She probably went out a different door??? Or some footage was deleted because it was evidence of other criminal activity (mob) and they bribed the security guard. Hell, even I would do a lot of things for a Cinnamon Sandy:-P Let's just say, things I'm not proud of XD.
IntrigueMyLife:
if you would bother to read, you would remember that the upper department store doors were always LOCKED during business hours as they were for loading inventory ONLY.
DarkFlame10:
Oooh a woman could never go through a door nooooo. She was the only person on earth who was pure of heart and she got raptured from inside Dobton's. Lemme guess. You still believe in the big papa in the sky.
IntrigueMyLife:
don't act like you've never heard of extraterrestrials or bad people.
FriendlyWish:
a beautiful gorgeous girl should never have this happen. wonderful face, eyes. this should never happen to a beauty girl, I think.
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NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROAD
Witch in a supermarket aisle weighing two potion bottles, holding one in each hand with a shopping basket at her feet — caption reads "She really had to pick her poison."